| It was just a simple misunderstanding", testified Santa who was charged with indecent exposure. "Explain that statement", demanded the judge. "Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman, so I simply showed it to her". |
| Jeeto: Do you love me? Santa: What do you think? That I'm doing push ups! |
| Santa and his secretary were on a business tour and they landed in a hotel on the same bed in a room. Santa: Now we are alone in a hotel, should I treat you as my wife or secretary? Secretary after a little hesitation, "You may treat me as your wife. Santa rolled over to the other side and went to slept. |
| Banta: Why men walk more and women talk more? . .. ... Santa: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips. |
| Santa: I was so close to having a threesome last night. Banta: What really stopped you? Santa: I was short of just two persons. |
| Banta: The Bible says, "I'll pay for my sins". Santa: Dunno about you but I already do. Prostitutes, drugs and alcohol don't come free. |
| Santa: I have only one thing in common with my wife. Banta: What's it? Santa: We both hate sucking dick. |
| Santa: I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. Banta: It is indeed embarassing. Santa: Yep. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal. |
| Jeeto: I have the pussy so I make the rules. Santa: I have the dick so I fuck the rules. |
| Pappu: What's the difference between Love, Relief and Belief ? Santa: Your mom is love, your maid is my relief and I'm your Dad- well that's my belief. |