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Upload to Facebook Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
Boss: ➰ 〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar! -
Upload to Facebook Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed! -
Upload to Facebook What did I learn today?
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier! -
Upload to Facebook "Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating! -
Upload to Facebook How people motivate you in India?
"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"! -
Upload to Facebook Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine! -
Upload to Facebook A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. -
Upload to Facebook Winter Tips:
Morning: Two Eggs with Milk
Evening: Two Pegs with Chips
Night: Two Legs with Hips
Enjoy these Tips! -
Upload to Facebook Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted " Merry Titmas".
She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled " Jingle Balls".
This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
