Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho? Boss: ➰ 〰 Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir? Boss: Jhaant Barabar! |
Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed! |
What did I learn today? If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier! |
"Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating! |
How people motivate you in India? "Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"! |
Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine! |
A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop. And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends. It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole! |
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. |
Winter Tips: Morning: Two Eggs with Milk Evening: Two Pegs with Chips Night: Two Legs with Hips Enjoy these Tips! |
Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted " Merry Titmas". She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled " Jingle Balls". This warning is issued in the interest of your health! |