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Upload to Facebook A man appeared in an interview:
Interviewer: What is your strength?
Man: My wife.
Interviewer: Wow! What is your weakness?
Man: Others' wives! -
Upload to Facebook Fasterbating:
When you are watching porn and then your phone hits 5% and it basically turns into a race between your nut and your battery! -
Upload to Facebook A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs.
What's the moral of the story?
Nothing! Just remember a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! -
Upload to Facebook When you count... it's push-ups!
When you don't... it's sex! -
Upload to Facebook A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is a man who hopes they are! -
Upload to Facebook A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels! -
Upload to Facebook The best thing about dating Dracula?
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week! -
Upload to Facebook America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe! -
Upload to Facebook What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
