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Upload to Facebook | A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update: After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels! |
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Upload to Facebook | Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat? Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot! |
