Online shopping is the magical, therapeutic process of filling a digital cart with 25 expensive items, looking at the total price, and then quietly closing the browser to go sleep in peace.
Corporate employees don't have problems.
They have 'Challenges and Opportunities.'
When I catch my wife staring at me and I don't know if she wants to kiss me or just deeply regrets her life choices.
There comes an age where you don't care how you look in photos anymore.
You just want to look good in MRIs, Ultrasounds, and CT Scans.
Millennial: I need some work-life balance.
Gen Z: I need work-life separation. Don't text me after 6.
Healthy food says, 'Live longer.'
Fast food says, 'Live happier... for whatever time you have.'
Millennials invented work hard, play hard.
Gen Z invented work enough, then log off.
Gen Z's biggest fear isn't Monday.
It's accidentally making a phone call instead of sending a text.
Two-wheeler riders don't fear rain.
They fear the truck splashing water from the side.
For every human generation to come, Earth will still be roughly 4.5 billion years old. That number won’t need updating for eons.