I've always been against kidnapping, but as I get older I'm becoming more and more supportive of adult napping.
When the weather's sticky in summer, I feel glue-me!
I wanted to marry a Photo Journalist, Par PAPA RAZZI Nahi Hue!
A cemetery raises its burial cost and blames it on the cost of 'living'.
Indeed a grave situation!
Why didn't 4 ask out 5?
Because he was 2²!
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake!
What do you call two guys hanging from your window?
Curt and Rod!
What do beekeepers put in their party bags?
Freebees!
When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder.."Ye Kahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yun Hi South-South Chalte!"
What do you call a kangaroo wearing a sweater?
A wooly jumper!
