There comes an age where you don't care how you look in photos anymore.
You just want to look good in MRIs, Ultrasounds, and CT Scans.
Millennial: I need some work-life balance.
Gen Z: I need work-life separation. Don't text me after 6.
Healthy food says, 'Live longer.'
Fast food says, 'Live happier... for whatever time you have.'
Millennials invented work hard, play hard.
Gen Z invented work enough, then log off.
Gen Z's biggest fear isn't Monday.
It's accidentally making a phone call instead of sending a text.
Two-wheeler riders don't fear rain.
They fear the truck splashing water from the side.
If ghosts kill people and those people become ghosts too, that's basically reproduction.
An umbrella has exactly two functional modes:
Aggressively refusing to open when it starts pouring, and instantly turning inside out the moment a single gentle breeze hits it.
Monsoon has finally arrived.
Municipal Corporations are once again acting completely surprised.
Not everyone understands football. A fan posted the Brazil vs Croatia score on FB:
3 BRA - 1 CR
