The more you light your lighter the lighter your lighter gets until it's too light to light your lighter.
The peak of happiness is tears, the peak of sadness is laughter.
The emotion of feeling shocked would have made no sense prior to the discovery of electricity.
The septic tanks under major international airports probably contain more human biodiversity than anywhere else on Earth.
For centuries, porcelain was considered a luxury item. Now, we make our toilets out of it.
I have done some terrible things for money.
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Like getting up early to go to work!
HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!
I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife.
What am I?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What tastes better than it smells?
