I have done some terrible things for money.
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Like getting up early to go to work!
HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!
I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife.
What am I?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What tastes better than it smells?
Riddle What is always in front of you but can't be seen? Answer: The future
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise!
Riddle What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Ans: Short.
What is as big as a hippopotamus but weighs nothing at all?
Where does a snowman keep his money?
