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Aries Any pending decisions are likely to be ruled in your favour today as the Moon marks its presence in Leo. Luckily for you, people in high positions will be well disposed towards you today and you will surely benefit under such circumstances. However, make sure you have done your homework well and have enough reasons to ensure that the favourable tilt benefits you from all angles. Generosity will become your mantra throughout the day as some of your contributions might also lead to personal recognition. Wearing a shade of red will help attract a lot positive energy. An auspicious time will occur between 2:00 pm and 3:00 pm today. Read More...