A lady called the Ambulance service:
Lady: Ambulance Service?
Executive: Yes Madam, what happened?
Lady: While drinking coffee, accidently it fell on my saree.
Executive: Are you really looking for an ambulance for this Madam?
Lady: Actually my husband laughed at me.
Executive: Got it, Madam, the ambulance will be there in two minutes!
Emergency Landing A young blonde pilot is beginning flying lessons and is in a two-seater airplane with just the instructor pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. The frantic young blonde pilot calls out a May Day... Read Full Joke...
Aries
Dear Aries, the movement of Moon into Leo is exceptional for your luck, and it would be a wonderful day to initiate something new, or buy anything you have been delaying. You will also be in a position today to use your charm to make new friends. Your overall personality seems to draw people to you and make them want to be in your company. All you need to do is be the one to take that first step and get the conversation rolling. With the way things are indicated, you could well make friends for a lifetime! Go ahead without any hesitation today and take the first step. Your lucky colour today is Brown, recommend astroYogi astrologers. Planning important work between 9:45 am and 11:00 am will yield excellent results.
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