An umbrella has exactly two functional modes:
Aggressively refusing to open when it starts pouring, and instantly turning inside out the moment a single gentle breeze hits it.
Monsoon has finally arrived.
Municipal Corporations are once again acting completely surprised.
It's so cold in Delhi that last evening I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
#DelhiWinters
Chandigarh is now Thandigarh!
It's officially "Do I have a cold because it's that time of the year or do I have coronavirus?" season!
Monsoon has reached Delhi but due to State Policy, it has to remain quarantined for 14 days. So don't blame the Rain God but try to enjoy hot and humid weather!
My new address in Mumbai:
10, Drowning Street!
#rains
#Monsoon
Today's India:
Give me some sunshine - Mumbai
Give me some rain - Delhi
Give me another chance - Arvind Kejriwal
I wanna grow up once again - Rahul Gandhi
Europe is expecting record heat waves due to climate change. Mankind isn't going to Hell; Hell is coming to us!
My favourite football club is Barcelona... but in summers I like AC Milan!