Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.
Some people have a guardian angel. Mine just watches like it’s a reality show
Married people have, on average, twice as many family emergencies.
I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
Seems I'm not remotely funny.
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
What do pigs use in the shower?
Hogwash!
Dear Vegetarians,
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?
You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother...
Sudden Lee!
Tried to peel a pomegranate.
Took me Anaar!
Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?
I am not telling you. You might spread it!