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Upload to Facebook Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest! -
Upload to Facebook At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power
At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power
At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power
At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure -
Upload to Facebook Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand? -
Upload to Facebook One single word screwed up my relationship.
I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega".
"Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right! -
Upload to Facebook Roses are Red
Durex is Blue
Use protection this Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate Children's Day too! -
Upload to Facebook In a hotel in London:
The room service boy knocks on the door, and says "Here are your Pringles, Sir."
The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls." -
Upload to Facebook Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering! -
Upload to Facebook What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts! -
Upload to Facebook Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours.
I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars? -
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between guilt and shame?
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
