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Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra? -
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Is it in? -
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Upload to Facebook The sex calendar:
Moanday
Tongueday
Wetday
Thirstday
Freakday
Sexday
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Upload to Facebook Amazing Fact:
Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only!
