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Upload to Facebook What did I learn today?
Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine! -
Upload to Facebook Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again! -
Upload to Facebook Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah."
Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja."
Kele Wala got confused! -
Upload to Facebook There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
One is alcohol... the rest is 69! -
Upload to Facebook Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called...
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"Line Mein Khada Hona"! -
Upload to Facebook A newly married employee's text message to his boss -
Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
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Chutiya Saala! -
Upload to Facebook Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.
And the bastard said he had a headache! -
Upload to Facebook During a war, an enemy soldier captures 3 women and says: "I want revenge. I'll rape all of you."
Young lady: Please leave our grandmother.
Grandmother: Shut up, war is war! -
Upload to Facebook A French guy opened one brothel in Kuwait and named it:
'La-hole villa-Kuwait'!
