Upload to Facebook | What did I learn today? Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine! |
Upload to Facebook | Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again! |
Upload to Facebook | Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah." Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja." Kele Wala got confused! |
Upload to Facebook | There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is alcohol... the rest is 69! |
Upload to Facebook | Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called... . . . . . . . . "Line Mein Khada Hona"! |
Upload to Facebook | A newly married employee's text message to his boss - Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today! |
Upload to Facebook | What do you call someone who does everything better than you? . . . . . . Chutiya Saala! |
Upload to Facebook | Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed. And the bastard said he had a headache! |
Upload to Facebook | During a war, an enemy soldier captures 3 women and says: "I want revenge. I'll rape all of you." Young lady: Please leave our grandmother. Grandmother: Shut up, war is war! |
Upload to Facebook | A French guy opened one brothel in Kuwait and named it: 'La-hole villa-Kuwait'! |
