Upload to Facebook | Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary: What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw? Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped! |
Upload to Facebook | Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs? It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock! |
Upload to Facebook | I thought being an adult would involve more sex! |
Upload to Facebook | Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio! |
Upload to Facebook | Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport. Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form. Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do? Officer: OK just put it in short. Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud! |
Upload to Facebook | Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him, "If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?" Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said, . . . . . . Lauda! |
Upload to Facebook | If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping! |
Upload to Facebook | Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I'm stored for wild December! |
Upload to Facebook | Testicle: It's life in a nutshell! |
Upload to Facebook | A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery. Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl? Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are! |
