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Upload to Facebook Boss to a lady during an interview for the post of the secretary:
What's the difference between a paperclip & a screw?
Lady: I don't know, I've never been paperclipped! -
Upload to Facebook Do you know why men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock! -
Upload to Facebook I thought being an adult would involve more sex! -
Upload to Facebook Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio! -
Upload to Facebook Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
Officer: OK just put it in short.
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud! -
Upload to Facebook Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,
"If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
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Lauda! -
Upload to Facebook If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping! -
Upload to Facebook Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.
Looks like I'm stored for wild December! -
Upload to Facebook Testicle:
It's life in a nutshell! -
Upload to Facebook A man took her wife to the hospital for delivery.
Doctor: Hoping for a boy or a girl?
Man: Was hoping to pull out but here we fucking are!
