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Upload to Facebook There once was a farm girl named Mabel
Who at milking was not very able.
To get over her fright,
She practised at night
With sausages under the table! -
Upload to Facebook A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,
In a state of constant euphoria,
Enjoyed having fun,
With a whore or a nun,
While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria! -
Upload to Facebook A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
Woman: Pepper! -
Upload to Facebook Rajesh: Hi Reema.
Reema: Hi Rajes.
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
Reema: What difference does a single H make?
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu? -
Upload to Facebook Husband is praying before going to bed.
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me! -
Upload to Facebook What is the definition of making love?
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what? -
Upload to Facebook Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly Sheep! -
Upload to Facebook What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?
Wet Noses! -
Upload to Facebook I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
