Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai! |
Banana is a fruit and Chutiya Banana is an art! |
What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob! |
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it! |
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"! |
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration! |
If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time? |
"Lemme put is this way" ~ gist of Kamasutra |
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball! |
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing! |