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Half an hour of begging! -
Upload to Facebook Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The! -
Upload to Facebook Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any! -
Upload to Facebook I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"! -
Upload to Facebook I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face! -
Upload to Facebook Musings of a dirty mind:
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is! -
Upload to Facebook Without nipples, boobs would be pointless! -
Upload to Facebook Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard! -
Upload to Facebook If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it! -
Upload to Facebook Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
