Upload to Facebook | What is a man's idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging! |
Upload to Facebook | Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain... Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The! |
Upload to Facebook | Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any! |
Upload to Facebook | I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"! |
Upload to Facebook | I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face! |
Upload to Facebook | Musings of a dirty mind: Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is! |
Upload to Facebook | Without nipples, boobs would be pointless! |
Upload to Facebook | Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard! |
Upload to Facebook | If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it! |
Upload to Facebook | Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are! |
