Upload to Facebook | Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips! |
Upload to Facebook | An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused. "In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?" |
Upload to Facebook | Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India". BRA of India! |
Upload to Facebook | A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty." Girl: Stupid stand up! |
Upload to Facebook | Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan? Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi. . . . . . . I bet, you read it wrong! |
Upload to Facebook | Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai. English - She is farting in church! |
Upload to Facebook | After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with! |
Upload to Facebook | Women just don't like me. When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache! |
Upload to Facebook | #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones! |
Upload to Facebook | Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain. Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti! |
