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Upload to Facebook Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips! -
Upload to Facebook An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.
"In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?" -
Upload to Facebook Given the number of Godmen in the country and the incidents around them, the government should constitute a "Baba Regulatory Authority of India".
BRA of India! -
Upload to Facebook A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
Girl: Stupid stand up! -
Upload to Facebook Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan?
Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi.
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I bet, you read it wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai.
English - She is farting in church! -
Upload to Facebook After having sex with a girl, there's nothing worse than looking down to see a split, leaking condom hanging off the end of your dick, particularly when you weren't wearing one to start with! -
Upload to Facebook Women just don't like me.
When I called one of those phone sex lines, the woman said she had a headache! -
Upload to Facebook #RamRahim verdict clearly demonstrates the consequences of putting your Love Charger in someone else's cell phones! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
