Upload to Facebook | Heart touching lines by a girlfriend. "Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!" |
Upload to Facebook | Dog: I am man's best friend. Cat: I am man's best friend. Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me. Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one! |
Upload to Facebook | I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it... . . . . . . . Erection! |
Upload to Facebook | Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all. It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want! |
Upload to Facebook | "Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai" Might have been written while masturbating! |
Upload to Facebook | Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent. Sunny Leone surely fits the bill! |
Upload to Facebook | A couple during sex: Husband: I'm about to come, honey. Wife: Yes... come on, baby. Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming... Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come. Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming. Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din! |
Upload to Facebook | Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what's truly fuckworthy! |
Upload to Facebook | Do one nice thing for someone today. Leave them the F*** alone! |
Upload to Facebook | Dear Olive Oil, You're either Virgin or you are not. There's no such thing as "Extra Virgin", OK? |
