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Upload to Facebook Heart touching lines by a girlfriend.
"Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!" -
Upload to Facebook Dog: I am man's best friend.
Cat: I am man's best friend.
Dog: He even named one of his teeth (canine) after me.
Cat: Oh yeah? You're so not going to win this one! -
Upload to Facebook I believe in love at first sight but cheap people call it...
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Erection! -
Upload to Facebook Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all.
It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want! -
Upload to Facebook "Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai"
Might have been written while masturbating! -
Upload to Facebook Infosys looking for the replacement who can inspire/excite young engineers, completely transparent.
Sunny Leone surely fits the bill! -
Upload to Facebook A couple during sex:
Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din! -
Upload to Facebook Maturity is what happens when one learns to only give a fuck about what's truly fuckworthy! -
Upload to Facebook Do one nice thing for someone today.
Leave them the F*** alone! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Olive Oil,
You're either Virgin or you are not.
There's no such thing as "Extra Virgin", OK?
