Upload to Facebook | Porn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment! |
Upload to Facebook | The best remedy for a dry mouth... is a wet pussy! |
Upload to Facebook | He whispered, "Can we have sex tonight?" She showed her whisper, and the conversation ended! |
Upload to Facebook | Attended a GST workshop. The trainer kept on saying, "We Indians need Tax Education". I told him, "Without any Sex Education, we are 1.3 Billion. We will manage, You relax." |
Upload to Facebook | I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In an exchange that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my social media accounts and tell my friends about it. Of course, I declined because of my morals and strong willpower, which is almost as strong as Cleanex, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla! |
Upload to Facebook | MODINOMICS: If you withdraw, you get 4500. If you don't withdraw you get 6000! |
Upload to Facebook | Premature Ejaqueuelation: Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue! |
Upload to Facebook | Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" has never seen a pussy before! |
Upload to Facebook | Pink movie was awesome but nothing can beat a blue movie! |
Upload to Facebook | At an airport, Custom Officer finds a rubber penis in a lady's handbag and asks, "Are you married?" Lady: Yes. Officer: Then why this? Lady: You've landline at home? Officer: Yes Lady: Then why do you carry a mobile? |
