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Upload to Facebook | May your weekend be full of inappropriate behaviour and fun! |
Upload to Facebook | Husband asks is angry wife for sex. Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face. Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style! |
Upload to Facebook | Men like Women's Bodies & Women like Men's Brains and they Both end up Fucking what they Like! |
Upload to Facebook | How do you make your wife scream while having sex? Call her and tell her! |
Upload to Facebook | 'Nightfall' is nothing but... . . . . . . . . . a dream-cum-true! |
Upload to Facebook | Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight. Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change! |
Upload to Facebook | Today's wisdom: Life is too short for arguments so just say 'Madarchod' and move on! |
Upload to Facebook | Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex! |
Upload to Facebook | Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi... . . . . . . . . Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye! |
