Thought of the day: The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't have it. Kindness costs nothing! |
Porn movies should come up with a disclaimer "Please, don't try this alone". |
Commando To Control Room: This is X3J27. I'm surrounded by terrorists, with no bullets... Awaiting instructions... Over!! Control Room: Bhai... Lode Lag Gaye Tere... I repeat Lode Lag Gaye Tere... Over And Out! |
'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world; But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You! |
Aaj Ka Gyan: Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega! |
Boy: I love you Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free! |
Girl: I want to lose fat. Trainer: Ban Calorie! Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'! |
Difference between education and experience? Education - Duniya Gol Hai! Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai। |
Teacher: What is a 'Hut'? . . . . . . . Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'! |
Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai? Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun? Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar! |