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Thought of the day:
The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't have it. Kindness costs nothing! -
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Porn movies should come up with a disclaimer "Please, don't try this alone". -
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Commando To Control Room: This is X3J27. I'm surrounded by terrorists, with no bullets... Awaiting instructions... Over!!
Control Room: Bhai... Lode Lag Gaye Tere... I repeat Lode Lag Gaye Tere... Over And Out! -
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'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You! -
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Aaj Ka Gyan:
Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata
Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega! -
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Boy: I love you
Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha
Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai
Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free! -
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Girl: I want to lose fat.
Trainer: Ban Calorie!
Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'! -
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Difference between education and experience?
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai। -
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Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?
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Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'! -
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Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!