| Amazing Fact: Imran Khan has become the first ever cricketer to complete a Hat-trick with Two Balls only! |
| Troubles are like dicks, everybody thinks they got the biggest! |
| At 33 he quits smoking - Will Power At 43 he quits drinking - Will Power At 53 he quits gambling - Will Power At 63 he quits sex - Power Failure |
| Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand? |
| One single word screwed up my relationship. I wrote to her, "Jab Tak Tera Bharosa Hai, Apna Relation Chalta Rahega". "Bharosa" was mistyped. Yes, you are thinking right! |
| Roses are Red Durex is Blue Use protection this Valentine's or you'll have to celebrate Children's Day too! |
| In a hotel in London: The room service boy knocks on the door, and says "Here are your Pringles, Sir." The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing totally confused. Finally, he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said Bring Girls." |
| Gentlemen give their jacket to girls when they're cold because no one wants a blowjob from a girl when her teeth are chattering! |
| What did one saggy boob say to another saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts! |
| Since 3 days now I haven't gone to work my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and I heard her shouting at him that she will also have sex with all the neighbours. I'm still here waiting for my turn but nothing! Why are these women liars? |
