| Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy. ~ Ice Cream |
| Vagina... The best rehab center in the world. Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego! |
| Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra. Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra? |
| Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood! |
| Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: No problem, Alan! |
| The pussy is never yours, it's just your turn! |
| Never let your girlfriend herself a guy best friend because when you fight she goes and talks to him and soon the shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on! |
| What is a 3 two letter word that means 'small'? Is it in? |
| Sometimes all we need is a hug... around the penis from a vagina! |
| The sex calendar: Moanday Tongueday Wetday Thirstday Freakday Sexday Suckday |
