Ever wondered what makes Shah Rukh Khan the most envied star in Mumbai? It is the incredible rapport he enjoys with an array of female co-stars, who know they can rely on the man for sound advice when they are in trouble.

If not in person, Shah Rukh is always available on his mobile. He constantly checks his e-mails - his mailbox is flooded with pleas for help from a variety of damsels in distress. The Shah Rukh helpline is used by Juhi Chawla, Kajol, Rani Mukherjee, Madhuri Dixit, Kareena Kapoor, Aishwarya Rai, Padmini Kolhapure, Poonam Dhillon, choreographer Farah Khan, even Parmeshwar Godrej.

That must be exhausting, Shah Rukh. The only disturbing factor in your otherwise perfect scheme of things is your going out of the way to dole out free advice to one bechara Hrithik Roshan. The young actor is so taken up with his senior that he calls up every now and then to seek help. Actresses are no competition, but what could be Roshan Junior be learning from you?