The quirkiest double meaning Bollywood dialogues!

  • The quirkiest double meaning Bollywood dialogues!
    The quirkiest double meaning Bollywood dialogues!

    Comedy is one of the most popular genres used by Indian Cinema that always leaves its unforgettable mark on the minds of people. Talking about comedy, Bollywood has entertained us with some amazing comedy films with their epic dialogues. And what makes these films more rememberable are their double meaning dialogues. So, today we have for you the quirkiest double meaning dialogues of Bollywood that will make you laugh out loud -

  • "Ravi Kumar Langot Ka Bahut Pakka Hai, Vo Bistar Par Neend Ke Alawa Kuch Nahi Leta" (The Xpose)
    "Ravi Kumar Langot Ka Bahut Pakka Hai, Vo Bistar Par Neend Ke Alawa Kuch Nahi Leta" (The Xpose)

    This double meaning sarcastic dialogue is from the film 'The Xpose' (2014), a romantic thriller by Anant Mahadevan that featured Himesh Reshammiya in the lead role.

  • "Tum Ladki Me Sabse Pehle Kya Dekhte Ho', 'Woh Toh Depend Karta Hai Na Ki Ladki Aa Rahi Hai Ya Jaa Rahi Hai" (Kya Super Cool Hai Hum)
    "Tum Ladki Me Sabse Pehle Kya Dekhte Ho', 'Woh Toh Depend Karta Hai Na Ki Ladki Aa Rahi Hai Ya Jaa Rahi Hai" (Kya Super Cool Hai Hum)

    This quirky dialogue is from Sachin Yardi's adult comedy film 'Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum' (2012)

  • "Tumko Yaad Kar Kar Ke, Haath Dukh Gya Hamara" (Gangs Of Wasseypur 2)
    "Tumko Yaad Kar Kar Ke, Haath Dukh Gya Hamara" (Gangs Of Wasseypur 2)

    Nawazuddin Siddiqui uttered this sarcastic dialogue in Anurag Kashyap's crime drama 'Gangs Of Wasseypur 2'

  • "Holi Khelne Ka Shauk Hai, Par Teri Pichkari Me Dam Nahi" (The Dirty Picture)
    "Holi Khelne Ka Shauk Hai, Par Teri Pichkari Me Dam Nahi" (The Dirty Picture)

    Vidya Balan actually slew this hilarious dialogue in Milan Luthria's musical drama film 'The Dirty Picture'

  • "Ek Thi Rajesh Khanna Ki 'Haathi Mere Saathi', Ek Meri Hai Haath Hi Mere Saathi" (Masti)
    "Ek Thi Rajesh Khanna Ki 'Haathi Mere Saathi', Ek Meri Hai Haath Hi Mere Saathi" (Masti)

    This quirky dialogue was by Aftab Shivdasani in Indra Kumar's adult comedy film 'Masti' (2004)

  • "Mera Naam Hai Bulla, Rakhta Hu Khulla" (Gunda)
    "Mera Naam Hai Bulla, Rakhta Hu Khulla" (Gunda)

    This has to be one of the funniest dialogues of Bollywood films. It was said by Mukesh Rishi in Kanti Shah's action film 'Gunda' (1998).

  • "Pyaar Aur Photography Me Koi Farak Nahi Hota, Dono Raat Ko Develop Hote Hai" (Chori Chori Chupke Chupke)
    "Pyaar Aur Photography Me Koi Farak Nahi Hota, Dono Raat Ko Develop Hote Hai" (Chori Chori Chupke Chupke)

    The comedy star of Bollywood films Johny Lever had said this double-meaning dialogue in Chori Chori Chupke Chupke (2001), a romantic drama film helmed by Mustan Burmawalla and Abbas Burmawalla.

  • "Upar Wale Ne Tumhe Aage Or Piche Bahut Kuch Diya Hai Magar Upar Kuch Nahi Diya" ( Race 2)
    "Upar Wale Ne Tumhe Aage Or Piche Bahut Kuch Diya Hai Magar Upar Kuch Nahi Diya" ( Race 2)

    This hilarious double meaning dialogue was by Anil Kapoor in action thriller 'Race 2' (2013)

  • "Sirf Dimaag Bada Hai Tera, Dil Itna Sa... Aur Woh Toh Usse Bhi Chota Hai" (Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhaniya)
    "Sirf Dimaag Bada Hai Tera, Dil Itna Sa... Aur Woh Toh Usse Bhi Chota Hai" (Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhaniya)

    This humorous dialogue is from Shashank Khaitan's hit film 'Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania' (2014).

  • "Kundan Ke Pyjame Ka Naada Itna Dheela Nahi Hai ... Joh Tere Blouse Ke Do Hook Pe Khul Jaaye" (Raanjhana)
    "Kundan Ke Pyjame Ka Naada Itna Dheela Nahi Hai ... Joh Tere Blouse Ke Do Hook Pe Khul Jaaye" (Raanjhana)

    This is another epic dialogue from Aanand L. Rai's 'Raanjhanaa', a romantic drama film starring Sonam Kapoor, Abhay Deol, and Dhanush.