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SB's April Fool Award
Finally its time to offer our heartiest honor to those maestros who didn't forget to make it a point to keep the masses busy in scratching their head with confusion to understand their intellectual superiority.
So on the occasion of April Fool's day lets accolade the pro-social behavior of these unique gems of humanity by awarding them the April Fool Award for their outstanding torturous entertainment. -
Sati Savitri Of the Year Award : Poonam Pandey
Poonam Pandey the most elegant lady on twitter deserves SB's 'Sati Savitri' and 'Aryanaari' awards for constantly boosting the moral of masses and celebs (irrespective of their status ) to conquer the new horizons.
Be it any occasion this ideal Indian women never missed a chance to seek a good amount of attention by exhibiting her sultry skills. -
Best Foreign Import Award : Sunny Leone
Sunny deserves a dual honor from SB for being the Best Foreign Import and FDI Icon for providing a massive boost to the linking of citizen of India towards imported products.
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Prolific Test Batsman of the Year: Virender Sehwag
The Sportsmen who deserves Prolific Test Batsman of the Year award is Virender Sehwag and the reason behind this is, because he constantly kept testing the patience of the fans by his miraculous and 'Out-sitting' wicket throwing performance through out the year.
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Action Hero of the Year Award: Saif Ali Khan
For Best Action Hero Category SB April Fool's Award goes to Chotte Nawab Saif. Ah not for his Agent Vinod performance, but for exhibiting his excellent punching skills at Taj.
Hopefully, just like Sunny Paaji very soon Saif will also be seen contending for 'Dhai Kilo Ka Haath' patent. -
Family Movie of the Year
For the family movie of the year the award goes to Vidya's The Dirty Picture which every member of family preferred to watch 'but individually'.
Reports even suggest that the movie succeeded in inculcating a sense of self dependence among kids, who went to theaters of their own to watch the sultry saga . -
Original Composer of the Year: Pritam
Pritam the new upcoming Mozart of Bollywood firmly believes that 'music has no boundary' and 'knowledge grows by sharing'.
To apprise people about his noble ideas Bollywood's melodious hairy beauty took an inspiration from an Iranian band's composition and pasted it on 'Pungi song' OF Agent Vinod. -
Gandhi of the Year :Shirish Kunder
Post the SRK-Shirish brawl Vidhu Vinod Chopra realised that his Lage Raho Munna Bhai has truly touched the hearts of masses.
No, he didn't get nominated for any award, actually Shirish Kunder's act of apologising to SRK after receiving a slap from the later, made Vidu think so.
So for such a praise worthy gesture Shirish deserves SB's Gandhi of the year award. -
Businessman of the Year: Vijay Mallaya
SB April fool award for Best Businessman category goes to Vijay Mallya for presenting this world and budding entrepreneur with live examples and case studies on Ups and Downs of Trade, Things an entrepreneur Should Avoid, Calender: Prefer Purchasing it.
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Attire of The Year: Baba Ramdev
Attire of the year Award goes to Baba Ramdev for his bravo run at Ramlila Maidan . By his saintly act Baba Ramdev proved that he is the true advocate of women empowerment and is against discrimination based on gender.
So for such noble views Baba deserves the honor. -
Bravery Award : Sharad Pawar
Bravery is one of the most prevalent personality trait of Indian citizen. One such incident occurred at Delhi where a Sikh guy left Agriculture minister Sharad Pawar surprised with a sudden slap on his face.
For this super gallant act the SB's bravery award goes to Sharad Pawar (don't vote for Harvinder please) for withstanding the impact of 'Dhaai kilo ka haath' of this Sunny Deol scion. -
Most Planned Campaign: Rahul Gandhi
For Most Planned Campaigning Yuvraaj of Congress Rahul Gandhi deserves the accolades. Rahul by his wonderful impersonation skills with turbans , beard and many more props tried to delude the masses but every time got caught.
By such an inovative way of campaigning Rahul not only amused the masses but also successfully fetched outlawry for his party from Uttar Pradesh. -
Moral Assembly: Karnataka and Gujrat
For the first quarter of the year, award for Most Moral Assembly is jointly shared by Gujrat and Karnataka state assemblies.
Both these states and especially their responsible public representative deserves a special salute for breaking away from conservative ways of governance and exhibiting an excellent competitive spirit.
With in no time of Karnataka MLA's achievement, Gujrat MLAs also made their presence feel in Porngate arena. -
SB Silent Spokesman Award : Digvijay Singh
Known for, his loyalty and commitment towards, ummmm ok Congress, and his pleasing choice of words, Diggy fetches SB's April Fool's award for Silent spokesperson of the year category.
Over the time Diggy is the only politician who never burdened his listeners psyche by any kind of meaningful talks, Diggy even conditioned the masses for not taking him very seriously.
Don't you think he is actually a noble man -
SB Award for Mr Clean Category
For this esteemed category of award the gentleman who left every competitor far behind is A. Raja the ex-Telecom Minister.
Raja's altruistic policies on personally sharing the monetary burdens and his bank account access with Telecom Service Providers is one of the pettiest example of this great man's generosity which has immortalised him in the memory of masses.
