| Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Usko Ek Awaz Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruko!" Vo Ruk Jaata Hai Aur Tabhi Uske Paas Se Ek Truck Badi Tezi Se Guzarta Hai Aur Uski Jaan Bach Jaati Hai. Usne Us Awaaz Ka Dhabyavaad Kiya Aur Aage Chala Gaya. Kuch Dinon Ke Baad Vo Aadmi Ek Pahari Raaste Se Guzar Raha Tha. Tabhi Usko Wahi Awaaz Phir Se Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruk Jao!" Is Baar Jaise Hi Vo Ruka Aagey Wali Pahari Gir Gayi Aur Is Tarah Uski Phir Ek Baar Jaan Bach Gayi. Aadmi Ne Phir Se Us Awaaz Ka Shukriya Ada Kiya Aur Pucha, "Aap Kaun Ho Jo Har Baar Meri Jaan Bachate Ho? Aur Aap Meri Shaadi Ke Time Kahan The?" Jawab Aaya, "Tumhe Maine Shaadi Ke Waqt Bhi Awaaz Di thi... Ab Awaaz Sun Le Ya DJ Bajwa Le... |
| There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute." She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was, "The drugs are wearing off!" |
| Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar. Pupil: I drank tea this morning. Teacher: Where is the word sugar. Pupil: It is already in the tea...!!! TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis. TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis? Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today. TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes) Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you... TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? Student: We don't call them, they come on their own... TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most. Student: Exami-nation... TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home... TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?? Student: Future impossible tense... |
| There was once a Sheep Farmer who needed help with his farm, especially, the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male Sheep to keep them from breeding with the Females. He hired a Frenchman who didn't speak much English, but was a very good worker. After the first day, they had successfully castrated 14 sheep and his French worker was just about to throw away the severed, "parts", when the Sheep Farmer yelled, "No, Don't throw those away. My Wife fries them up and we eat them ... they're delicious, and we call them 'Sheep Fries'." Later that day, the French hired-hand came in for supper and, indeed, he thought that the "Sheep Fries" were very tasty. The next day, they castrated 16 Sheep, and that evening they all settled down to another supper of "Sheep Fries". On the third day, however, when the Sheep Farmer came in for supper, he asked his wife where the French hired-hand was. "You know, it's the weirdest thing," she said. "I told Him that since there weren't that many 'Sheep Fries' this evening, we were also going to have French Fries ... and he ran like his ass was on fire!" |