Santa: God morrow Webmaster. What are you up to?
Webmaster: Oh! Santaji we were just about to give you a pleasant surprise but your visit today has spilled the beans. Rather, the can itself!
Santa: How can you take me to be a simpleton? The world knows that you are out with print sister of SantaBanta.com
Webmaster: (with roving eyes) yes… a publication. With God's grace and your benevolence, we are on the same path as ever… entertaining and making people smile and that too on a monthly basis.
Santa: So graduating from the desktop to tabletop!
Webmaster: Exactly, and that too with a 21 gun salute to Santa.
Santa: This salute should be reserved for our 'Major Sahib'. We need to appreciate his heroics at Athens Olympics.
Webmaster: Yeah, a silver beginning has been made in the tenure of our worthy Union Minister of Sports, Mr Sunil Dutt.
Santa: Hopefully, the medal tally would increase to 100 by the time Sanju Baba becomes a minister!
Webmaster: How can you hazard such a guess that he would be in his father's place someday and ensure a winning position as well?
Santa: 'Heard of like father like son'? Sure enough; an actor's son is an actor; a minister's son ought to be a minister. And, you know how fond our Sanju Baba is of guns! I foresee lots of medals for India in shooting at least!
Webmaster: I get you smart Alec. What else?
Santa: But what you and I forget to mention is that with Sanju's first hand knowledge on doping, it might probably fetch us more medals (pun unintended)
Webmaster: Yeah, you are right basically winning medals in Olympics is all the chemistry of knowing when and how to dope. That's how medals fall in the kitty.
Santa: And 'kitties' fall in our lap.
Webmaster: I beg your pardon. I didn't get you.
Santa: You never get the finer line and as a result, you never get the kitties sitting in the lab. You see success brings all kinds of ladies' attention.
Webmaster: Now I understand the reason for Leander Paes getting Mahima and now I hear its Mrs Dutt.
Santa: No wonder, India fell at the crucial moment in the Olympics. May be Sanju Baba made someone from Dubai call Leander to loose. That way he loses the medal and the medallion (read Rhea Pillai). This would cause Rhea to loose interest in the lavender of Paes Jr.
Webmaster: What if he still courts Rhea outside the court?
Santa: Then Sanju can move the court, file papers and move ahead with his life. Or else he can fall back upon Dharam Garam.
Webmaster: What would he do?
Santa: He would shower his abusive lingo on Paes.
Webmaster: Like what all to scare him off?
Santa: ***** ke pilley! Mein tera khoon pe jayaonga!
Webmaster: Pillay's sure are in news! But why do Indians drink in litres?
Santa: Not just Indians, Cheetah bhi peeta hai! But the problem is some Indians start behaving like wild animals.
Webmaster: So much so even the Cheetahs' are put to shame.
Santa: Don't worry; our Bengal Tiger is contributing his mite to this national shame.
Webmaster: How Phajji?
Santa: By loosing consistently to one team after another, I believe they are returning the hospitality of the Pakistanis.
Webmaster: But why are they losing to Sri Lankans?
Santa: You see Lion is the king of the jungle so the Bengal Tiger is not at fault.
Webmaster: Would India ever strike back?
Santa: Indian cricketers would strike back the moment some advertisers pull off.
