SB's Advice To Celebs For 2012

SB's Advice To Celebs For 2012

We like them for cetain things and we hate them too, but we can't do without them. So here we advise some celebs on how we'd like to see them in 2012.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Dear Aish, you have been a fabulous bahu of the Bcahchan parivaar and a doting mother to Beti B as well. But we miss seeing the hottie that you are!

The world's most beautiful woman should get back to her sexy self in 2012 and give us another Dhoom, whatsay?

Salman Khan

You don't want us to call you Sallu 'Bhai'.... fine, we won't. But only if you stop doing the 'bhai' kinda stuff and get back to your most adorable and innocent lover-boy roles again.

We miss you as Prem and can't wait to see that in 2012.

Sonam Kapoor

You have been known more for your classy sense of dressing than ..er.. your acting skills. After the disaster called Mausam, we suggest a shift of career for you in the new year.

Fashion world is waiting with open arms for you Sonam, Bollywood seems kinda misfit.

Imran Khan

'Pappu should know how to dance saala...' by now, atleast! Imran, you had such a fantastic debut with Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na (while Ranbir's debut Saawariya was a dud). So how have tables turned now?

Please learn a trick or two from your maamu jaan in 2012.

Sunny Leone

Sunny, you are one of the most popular porn stars in America, and India has welcomed you with open arms too (kinda surprising though). Within a few days of your stint here, you are the most searched Indian celebrity on Google.

So we suggest, that you might as well move to Bollywood for good. This popularity is bound to give you a new career in 2012. As for Hindi, you can take lessons from Katrina, we guess.

Shah Rukh Khan

We loooove you SRK, but when you overdo the promotions and are present at every mall and TV channel, its certainly an overdose of you! Please don't repeat that in 2012, we'll watch your movies anyway.

Veena Malik

Controversies - Check
Reality Shows - Check
Item Song - Check

Okay, Ms.Malik you are all set for Bollywood. We suggest, after your Swayamvar and the subsequent dumping of the groom, you get your bag and baggage to India coz Pakistan will probably not accept you, and we don't mind having you around.

Saif Ali Khan

Chotte Nawaab, we are done hearing about your rumored wedding to Kareena Kapoor, every now and then. We'd advise you to put all this babbling to rest and finally get married to your lady and give us a taste of Begum Kareena this year.

Anna Hazare

We loved you in 2011 for your Anti-Corruption movement and non-violent approach. We supported you as well. But we'd appreciate if you don't overdo the ann-shann and don't hold the Government at ransom so often. Otherwise, people will stop taking you seriously.

Vijay Mallya

Mr. Mallya, Kingfisher needs desperate attention from you. So all we would say is, just focus on the Airlines rather than the calendar and girls for a change. King Of Good Times, eh?

Poonam Pandey

You have tried every trick in the book (of controversies) to get a your career rolling in Bollywood, doesn't seem to working eh? We suggest, in 2012 you try putting the clothes on and see if your luck favours you then?