Rajnikanth - The Superman

Rajnikanth - The Superman

For many, Rajnikanth is the one and only true superstar. He has temples devoted to him; people will wait for weeks for tickets of his films; in fact, for some Rajnikanth is the most powerful and the most charismatic.

There is one other area that Rajni Sir leads in... that of Rajnikanth Jokes. We bring you a few of these howlers. Enjoy!

Rajinikanth and Push Ups

When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

Rajinikanth and Evolution

There is no such thing as evolution; it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

Rajinikanth and Frostbite

Rajinikanth does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.

Rajinikanth and Horse's Kick

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

Rajinikanth and Snowman

Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.

Rajinikanth and Time

Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Rajinikanth and Bedwetting

Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

Rajinikanth and Google

Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

Rajinikanth and Sneeze

Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian Ocean.

Rajinikanth and Coffee

Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.