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Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
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Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: Professional courtesy!
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It's something you create!]()
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~ 2024/sms-36470.jpgSurrender and let the winds of change guide you in a new direction.
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Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!]()
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