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Salons always have hair on the floor.
Garages always have oil on the floor.
Banks, what is your problem? -
What do you mean that a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? -
Banta: How long have you been working at that office?
Santa: Ever since they threatened to fire me! -
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
They say he will be given a tough sentence! -
Girl: I need to lose weight.
Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! -
Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me! -
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap! -
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