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![Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?<br />
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!]()
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![Girl: I wish you were more romantic.<br />
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!]()
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![Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?<br />
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!]()
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![Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?<br />
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!]()
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![Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity!]()
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![Politics:<br />
(n.) Poli (Many)+Tics (Bloodsucking Creatures) = Many Bloodsucking Creatures]()
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![Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.<br />
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!]()
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![Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.<br />
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.<br />
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.<br />
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving!]()
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![My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up!]()
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![Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life.<br />
Good Morning and Have a Great Week!]()
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