If UK royal wedding was planned by Indian filmmaker...

If UK royal wedding was planned by Indian filmmaker...
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:06 IST
A Hitlist reader sent us this stating that if the recent wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton had been planned by Indian filmmakers, it would be as follows...

The Yash Chopra version: The royal couple romancing in the Swiss Alps. Cut to Mr Middleton saying Jaa puttar jaa.. jee le apni zindagi!!"

The Karan Johar version: Prince William steps out of a chopper and sprints towards Buckingham Palace! All of London (dressed in Manish Malhotra's saris) dances to Shava Shava!

The Bhansali version: Lavish sets, tacky wigs, heavily orchestrated songs and the colours black and blue!

The SOORAJ BARJATYA version: Queen Elizabeth plays the harmonium while Prince Harry breaks into a gig to Joote Do Paise Lo.

The Ram Gopal Verma version: William kills Harry by chopping off his neck with a butcher's knife, for having a secretive affair with Kate and then does an item number with Priyanka Kothari and Urmila Matondkar!

The Ekta Kapoor version: William and Kate go for their honeymoon, but in their room looms the spirit of Diana! They didn't know it... but it was a threesome!
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