Every celebrity has a lot to say. So here we have a collection of what they had to say about sex. We bring you, famous celebrity sexual quotes! Enjoy!
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
'My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading.'
'I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
'Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.'
'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.'
'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.'
'Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.'
'Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.'
'Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.'
'According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.'
'There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?'
'There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'