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Condom Ads Get Creative
50 years ago condom ads were taboo. But nowadays they are interesting and creative.And you can see them anywhere - streets, TV, magazines, etc.Let's take a look at the best condom ads.
We've added to them, some inventive rhymes created specially by the SantaBanta.com team. Take a look -
Based on Humpty Dumpty
If you wanna hump-ty and dump-ty
And stand strong and tall
If you wanna hump-ty and dump-ty
And not have a fall
If you wanna love 'er, jus' wear a cover
And you can do it, over, 'n over 'n OVER!!! -
Based on London Bridge is Falling Down
London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
Play some music and let us dance
Let's make love baby...
Wear your rubber n make me safe,
Make me safe, make me safe,
Wear your rubber n make me safe
Let's make love baby... -
Based on Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
Twinkle, twinkle, my little star,
How I wonder how HOT you are!
Ooo my honey you make me high
But without condom we shan't even try!! -
Based on Baa Baa Black Sheep (1)
Hey hey big mama,did you have your pill?
Yes sir, yes sir,now you can have your fill
You can get your romp in the hey, without any fear
And not worry what'll happen later in the year! -
Based on Baa Baa Black Sheep (2)
Baa, baa black sheep
Did u use protection?
Yes sir, yes sir
Oh! With perfection
I used a condom
She used a pill
No worries no tension
We're going to chill! -
Based on Jack Be Nimble!
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Put a cover
Upon your stick!! -
Based on Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater,
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter! -
Based on Simple Simon
Simple Simon, You're so cool,
You'll be hot if you vulcanize your tool -
Based on Little Jack Horner
Little Jack Horny
Sat in a corney
Dint carry and condom
So she went with Barney!
