Viagra for Loose Motions?

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    Students were asked to name one medicine and its use.

    1st student: Anacin, it's use for headaches.

    2nd : Calmpose, used for sleeping.

    Johnny: Viagra, it's used for loose motions.

    Teacher: Who told you that ???

    Johnny: My mother gives it to my dad every night saying... maybe that little shit will get HARD.. !!
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