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    A couple of old fraternity brothers, Skip and Chip, now in their 40's, would meet after work every week at their country club for a tennis game while their wives, Babs and Poopsy, played golf.

    On this particular day, the boys were in the locker room changing out of their business suits into their tennis clothes when Skip removed his shirt. Chip noticed that Skip was wearing a brassiere.

    "Ahhh, Skip", said Chip, "if you tell me it's none of my business, I'll respect that, but I'm really curious to know how long you've been wearing a bra."

    "Since last Thursday," Skip replied. "That's when Babs found it in my glove compartment."
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