Multiple Orgasms!

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    During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing various items in the Kinsey report.

    The class members gasped audibly when the instructor read out that a woman had several hundred orgasms in a single session.

    A male voice said, "Wow, who was she?"

    A female voice followed with, "The hell with that... Who was HE?"
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    "Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed...
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    The pharmacist replied...
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