Killer English!

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    Killer English by Teachers:

    PT Teacher: You three of you, stand together separately.

    Geography Teacher: Will you hang that map or else I'll hang myself.

    Principal: Tomorrow call your parents, especially Mother and Father.

    And the terrific one:
    English Teacher: Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm in the class!
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