Lalten and Sex!

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    Santa ki suhagrat pe light chali gayi...!

    Santa apne naukar se bola: Tu lalten pakad, main SEX karta hoon...

    Naukar ne lalten pakdi aur Santa SEX karne laga..!

    Sex karne ke baad Santa ne biwi se pucha: Maza aaya?

    Biwi: Nahin...

    Santa ne phir se koshish ki aur phir biwi se pucha: Ab Maza Aaya?

    Biwi: Nahin.

    Santa naukar ko bola: Yeh lalten mujhe de, main pakadta hoon... tum SEX karo...

    Naukar shuru ho gaya...

    Jab kaam khatam hua toh Santa ne Biwi se pucha: Ab maza aaya??

    Biwi Boli: Haan bahut maza aaya.

    Santa naukar ko thappad mar ke bola: Dekha Chutiye.... aise pakadte hain lalten.!
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