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    Suhagraat Ko Santa Biwi Se: Jaanu Honeymoon Pe Kahan Jana Hai..??
    Biwi, Sharmaate Hue: Jahan Bhi Aap Le Chalo, Maine Toh Deni Hai, Yahan Bhi Aur Vahan Bhi.

    Santa to a Doctor: Meri Biwi pregnant Hai... Par Maine Toh Condom Lagaya Tha...
    Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno - Ek Baar Ek Shikari Apni Gun Ki Jagah Ek Umbrella Le Gaya... Achanak Lion Samne Aaya Toh Usne Umbrella Ka Handle Khicha Aur Fire Kar Diya... Lion Wahin Pe Dher.... Mar Gaya...
    Santa: Impossible... Kisi Aur Ne Mari Hogi...
    Doctor: Ecaxtly...!

    Jeeto: Baba Ji, Mera Gharwaala Kab Sudhrega?
    Baba: Usko Saath Laayi Ho?
    Jeeto: Nahin Baba Ji, Woh Toh Ghar Par Hain.
    Baba: Theek Hai, Apni Bra Utaaro.
    Jeeto: Kyun???
    Baba: Uske Hathon Ki Lakeerein Dekhni Hain.
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