Doctor vs Plumber!

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    Doctor Raat Ko 3 Baje Toilet Jaane Ke Liye Utha Toh Usne Dekha Ki Toilet Puri Tarah Se Block Ho Gaya Hai.

    Usne Apni Biwi Se Kaha: Mai Abhi Plumber Ko Bulata Hun.

    Biwi, Hairani Se: Tum Raat Ko 3 Baje Plumber Ko Bulaogey?

    Doctor: Haan, Kyon Nahin? Hum Bhi Toh Jaate Hain Raat Mein Agar Koi Mareez Beemaar Ho Jaye Toh.

    Usne plumber Ko Call Kiya, Shikayat Ki Aur Usko Raaat Ko Hi Aane Ko Kaha.

    Plumber Ne Mana Kiya Aur Kaha Vo Subah Aa Jayega.

    Doctor Ne Pir Se Wahi Baat Kahi: Agar Mai Raat Mein Mareez Dekhne Jaa Sakta Hun Toh Tum Bhi Aa Sakte Ho.

    Plumber Bechara Subah 3:30 Baje Aankhein Malta Hua Doctor Ke Ghar Pahuncha. Usne Toilet Dekha Aur Baag Se Kuch Goliyaan Aur Powder Nikaal Ke Toilet Mein Daal Di Aur Phir Doctor Se Bola: Doctor Saab, Is Se Theek Toh Ho Jaani Chahiye, Agar Koi Pharak Na Pade Toh Subah Mujhe Phir Se Call Kar Lena.
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