Girlfriend-Boyfriend Ke Kisse

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    Girl after Romance asked her Boyfriend:
    Tum Itna Jaldi Kyun Thak Jaate Ho, Main Toh Nahi Thakti.
    Boyfriend: Sadak Kabhi Khatam Hoti Hai Kya??? Hamesha Petrol Hi Khatam Hota hai...

    Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
    Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
    Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?
    Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch RaheThey???

    Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nahin Hai... Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.
    Boy (shocked): Abhi Toh Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Laua Hun!!!
    Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir se tumhe hi Lag Gaya...
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