Friendship Adult Version

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    Friendship is not About 'I'm sorry'
    It's About 'LUND SE'

    It's not about 'Where are you?'
    It's about 'KAHA GAND MARWA RAHA HAI?'

    It's not about 'No'
    It's about 'GHANTA!!!'

    It's not about 'TOO SMALL' It's about 'JHAANT BARABAR'

    It's not about 'TOO BIG'
    It's about 'GAND PHAADU!'

    It's not about 'DIFFICULTY'!
    It's about 'GANAD FAT GAI'

    It's not about 'WE WILL ROCK!'
    It's about 'MAA CHOD DENGE...'

    Bachpan Se 2 Hhi Cheezein Sabse Zzyada Mmili Hai... Biscuits Aur Dost!
    Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost..... Chut-Marie Ke..!
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