| A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sees another guy drinking, and notices he is sitting next to a tiny person playing the piano in the bar. "Nice piano player," the guy says. "Where did you get that." The drinking guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lamp. "Here, rub the lamp and you will get three wishes." He says. "Just make sure you speak clearly" The guy rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. "You have three wishes," the genie says. "A million bucks!" The guy shouts, and with the nod of the genie's head, one million ducks appear in the bar, quacking and flapping about." Disappointed the guy says, "I didn't ask for a million ducks!" His drinking buddy leans over and mutters, "Do you think I asked for an 11-inch pianist?" |