SBI Destroys Ransomware

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    WannaCry Ransomware virus tried to enter into computer system of SBI.

    It could not succeed as someone told it: Abhi Hamara Lunch Time Hai... Lunch Break Ke Baad Aana.

    Ransomware Lunch Break Ke Baad Aata Hai Aur Ek Aur Try Marne Ke Lye Ek Lambi Line Mein Lag Jaata Hai. Jab Uska Number Aata Hai Toh Usko Kaha Jaata Hai: Yahan Nahin, Counter Number 15 Jo Madam Baithi Hain Pehle Unke Paas Jao.

    Bechara Ransomware Counter 15 Ki Line Mein Lag Jata Hai. Is Baar Bhi Kaafi Der Ke Baad Jab Uska Number Aata Hai Tab Madam Us Se Kehti Hai: Ye Kya Hai... Pehli Baar Bank Aaye Ho??? Peeche Account Number Aur Mobile Number Kaun Likhega???

    Finally Jab Vo 4th Time Koshish Karta Hai Tab Usko Bola Jaata Hai: Aaj Time Khatam... Ab Kal Aana.
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