Set the Mood Withe Alexa Skills

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    Alexa, I am feeling horny.

    Alexa: Most certainly you are. Don't worry. I dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 degrees.

    The dick hardener is kept on top right shelf of your wardrobe. The pussy gel is kept next to it.

    I have hired your favourite Thai masseur. She is just 12 minutes away as per her Uber ride status.

    I have scheduled her 5k payment from your credit card 2 hours from now.

    I have checked your wife's GPS and she is in Big Bazaar Lower Parel buying groceries. As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google maps traffic, more 1 hour to reach home.

    Enjoy your fuck. And yes, your condom is in the pull out drawer of living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet.

    This is the last condom, so have added condoms to your Amazon cart.
  • Window Shopping A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head...
  • Note on Fridge My Dear Wife, you`ll surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that...
  • Sheep Shagging An old Oxford professor is nearing retirement and decides that he wants to do something fun for once. He`s spent his whole life researching scientific theories in his lab and wants to do something outside...
  • Dirty Minds Two deeply religious Irish retirees were sitting on a patio playing checkers and sipping fine Irish whiskey. They enjoyed the mid-day sun almost as much as much as watching the local citizens walk by...
  • Choosing a Virgin For a Wife George has decided to get married, but not just to anybody. He wants to marry a virgin, a good girl that hasn`t fooled around and won`t ever. After a bit of thinking, he makes up this scheme to tell good girls...
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