Quit Smoking

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    Brandon, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Justin, and asks for a cigarette.

    "I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Justin responds.

    "I'm in the process of quitting," replies Brandon with a grin. "Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."

    "Phase one?" wonders Justin.

    "Yeah," laughs Brandon, "I've quit buying."
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