| Doug meets Bill at the bar for their usual after work drink. Bill is sitting there looking somewhat depressed. Doug asks, "What's wrong pal?" Bill replies, "Well, I finally succeeded in talking my girlfriend in to a threesome." "Wow, lucky you. But why the long face?" Doug remarks. Bill sighs and says, "Yeah, well, as the threesome into entered its second hour of hot and heavy action, it dawned on me that I really should have specified that I wanted to be one of the three." |